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    We build websites that sells.

    Anyone can put a logo on a template. We build sites engineered from the URL up — modern React stack, pre-rendered HTML, submitted to every search engine that matters, then tuned for weeks until Google starts taking you seriously.

    5
    Step process
    10+
    Engines submitted
    4–12
    Weeks to traction
    FunnelDonkey
    Pipeline
    Build
    Pre-render
    Submit
    Crawl
    Rank

    "Pretty doesn't pay rent. Ranking does. Converting does. Closing does."

    The Process

    Five steps. No vibes-based marketing.

    Every site we build follows the same disciplined arc — because guessing is for people who don't have to send invoices.

    01
    Step 01

    Strategy First, Pixels Later

    Before a single component is built, we map your offers, your service areas, your search demand, and the exact path a stranger needs to walk to become a paying customer. Pretty without a plan is just expensive decor.

    02
    Step 02

    Design + Build on Lovable

    We build on a modern React + Vite stack inside Lovable — no WordPress plugins fighting each other at midnight, no page builders adding 14 layers of div soup. Just clean, fast, custom code shipped in days, not quarters.

    03
    Step 03

    Copy, SEO & Funnel Wiring

    Every page gets persuasive copy, schema markup, internal links, semantic HTML, and a funnel that points somewhere on purpose. Headlines that hook, sections that argue, CTAs that close.

    04
    Step 04

    Pre-render & Submit Everywhere

    Your site is pre-rendered to static HTML so search engines and AI crawlers can actually read it. Then we submit to Google Search Console, Bing Webmaster, IndexNow, and ping the rest of the index pool by hand.

    05
    Step 05

    The Patience Phase

    For 4 to 12 weeks we watch crawl logs, fix indexing issues, mine GSC queries, rewrite click-through losers, and tune Core Web Vitals. Anyone promising 'page one in 7 days' is selling lies. We sell results.

    The Truth About WordPress

    Why we don't build on WordPress.

    WordPress runs ~40% of the web. It also generates ~100% of the 'why is my site down again?' tickets. Choose your fighter.

    The old way

    WordPress + a Marketplace Theme

    • Plugin bloat that fights itself
    • Security patches you have to chase
    • Slow LCP from theme + builder soup
    • Theme prison and update anxiety
    • Hosting fees that climb every renewal
    • An admin panel you'll never log into

    "WordPress is a Swiss Army knife with a missing handle, three broken blades, and a plugin that wants to update."

    The FunnelDonkey way

    Custom React, Built on Lovable

    • Lean React + Vite, edge-cached
    • No plugins. No CVE roulette. No drama.
    • Sub-second loads, real Core Web Vitals
    • Custom design — not a $59 marketplace theme
    • Predictable hosting, predictable speed
    • We run the back end so you can run the business

    Built like a product. Maintained like one too.

    The Stack

    Why we build on Lovable.

    The same modern React stack powering the apps you actually enjoy using — wired for our build velocity, not a 2009 plugin economy.

    Speed of iteration

    Changes that take a WordPress dev three tickets and a coffee break, we ship in an afternoon. Your business moves. Your website should keep up.

    Modern React stack

    Vite, React, Tailwind, TypeScript — the same stack that powers Vercel, Linear, and half the apps you actually enjoy using. Built for 2026, not 2009.

    AI-augmented build velocity

    Lovable lets us prototype, scaffold, and iterate at a pace traditional agencies physically cannot match. You get a custom site in days, not a ticket queue.

    We ship finished sites in the time most agencies spend arguing over Figma comps.

    The Pipeline

    How we actually get you found.

    A site Google can't crawl is a billboard in a basement. Here's the full pipeline — every step we run before, during, and after launch.

    Build → Indexed → Ranked

    Pre-rendering is the unsexy reason modern sites rank.

    Most React sites ship as a blank shell. Google opens them, sees a loading spinner, shrugs, and moves on. We pre-render every page to static HTML at build time so the very first byte a crawler downloads contains your headline, your services, your city pages, your schema markup — everything.

    Then we don't wait for Google to find you. We hand-deliver your sitemap to Google Search Console, register Bing Webmaster (which quietly powers DuckDuckGo, Yahoo, ChatGPT search, and Copilot), ping IndexNow for Bing + Yandex + Seznam + Naver, and submit structured data so AI search tools can quote you correctly.

    Then comes the part nobody likes to admit: we wait.

    Then we tune. Then we wait again.

    Indexing is a queue, not a button. For 4 to 12 weeks we watch crawl logs, fix indexing errors, rewrite click-through losers, and tighten the screws on Core Web Vitals. Most meaningful ranking movement shows up in week 4 to week 12. Anyone promising "page one in 7 days" either ranks for nothing or is lying. Probably both.

    1. Step 01

      Build on Lovable

      Modern React + Vite. No plugin roulette. No theme prison.

    2. Step 02

      Pre-render to Static HTML

      Every page is shipped as crawlable HTML — not a blank shell waiting on JavaScript.

    3. Step 03

      Generate sitemap.xml

      A clean map of every URL, updated automatically on every deploy.

    4. Step 04

      Submit to Google Search Console

      Verified property, sitemap submitted, indexing requested by hand.

    5. Step 05

      Submit to Bing Webmaster

      Powers Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, ChatGPT search, and Copilot.

    6. Step 06

      Ping IndexNow

      Instant URL push to Bing, Yandex, Seznam, Naver — same payload, ten engines.

    7. Step 07

      Schema.org Markup

      JSON-LD for LocalBusiness, FAQ, Service, Product, Article. Rich results, not plain blue links.

    8. Step 08

      Crawled

      Bots fetch, parse, and queue your pages. Days, not seconds — that's normal.

    9. Step 09

      Indexed

      Your URLs land in the index. Not ranking yet — just eligible.

    10. Step 10

      Ranked

      Authority builds. Click-throughs prove relevance. Positions climb.

    The Wait, Decoded

    What 'optimized for weeks' actually means.

    Here's what's happening behind the scenes during the part of the timeline most agencies politely don't mention.

    Core Web Vitals tuning (LCP, INP, CLS)
    Schema validation and rich-result eligibility checks
    Internal link mesh — every page lifts every other page
    GSC query mining and click-through rewrites
    Rank tracking across primary keywords and city terms
    Content refreshes when Google's intent signals shift
    Image compression, font subsetting, JS code-splitting
    Indexing fixes when Google decides to be moody
    Faster Core Web Vitals
    Cleaner schema markup
    Better click-through rate
    Anti-positioning

    What this is not.

    Because half of what makes us different is what we refuse to do.

    Not a Wix template with your logo dropped in
    Not a $9/month builder pretending to be a strategy
    Not a brochure site that goes live and gets forgotten
    Not magic — just process, executed obsessively
    Plain Answers

    Questions that deserve real answers.

    No fluff. No 'it depends.' Just the truth about how this works and how long it takes.

    Stop renting attention. Start ranking for it.

    A FunnelDonkey site is built once, indexed everywhere, and tuned until it earns its keep. Ready to put a website on payroll?

    Built on Lovable. Tuned by humans. Hated by template salesmen.

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