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    DIY Edition · One-time payment

    Build the site.Skip the agency bill.

    We write every prompt, every meta tag, every blog topic — tailored to your business in five minutes. You paste them into Lovable. By Sunday you have a site that reads like it cost ten grand.

    9Artifacts
    60+Build prompts
    300Blog topics
    ~5minTo generate
    No subscription Branded PDF + ZIP export Yours forever
    Was $5,000+ at an agency
    funneldonkey-kit.generating
    → Spinning up Pro orchestrator...
    ✓ Brand strategy (1,847 words)
    ✓ Site architecture mapped
    ✓ Design system (HSL tokens)
    → Writing 60+ Lovable build prompts...
    ✓ Phase 1–5 prompts ready
    → Generating 300 local blog prompts (Flash, batched)...
    ✓ 100 of 300 done...
    ✓ 200 of 300 done...
    ✓ All artifacts ready. Loading console
    One-time
    $299
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    Get the $299 kit
    01

    The problem

    Most DIY sites fail because nobody handed the owner a strategy.

    You sit down with Wix or Squarespace. You drag a hero block. You write some "About Us" copy at midnight. You publish. And then nothing happens. No leads. No rankings. Just a glorified business card collecting dust on the third page of Google.

    The problem isn't the tool. The problem is that nobody told you which 8 pages to build, in what order, with what copy, what schema, what internal links, what blog topics, what meta titles, what brand voice, what CTA logic.

    That's what a real agency does. That's what costs $5,000 to $25,000. And that's what you're getting in this kit, for $299.

    02

    What's in the kit

    Nine artifacts. Custom-written for your business in five minutes.

    The volume play
    300
    blog prompts written for you
    // prompt 137 of 300
    Write a 1,800-word post titled "Best HVAC Repair in St. George" targeting [city, service] with H2/H3 structure, FAQ schema, internal links to /services/repair...
    60+
    Sequenced Lovable prompts

    Numbered. Self-contained. Paste in order. Site builds itself.

    Phase 1 → Phase 9

    Brand strategy

    Voice rules · USP · 10 hooks · 8 taglines · objection handling.

    Site architecture

    Every page, every nav link, every CTA. Mapped before you type a prompt.

    Design system

    HSL tokens, font pairings, motion notes. Premium, not template.

    SEO kit

    Meta tags, JSON-LD, GBP copy, robots/sitemap plan, internal linking.

    Domain guide

    DNS for Namecheap, Cloudflare, GoDaddy, Squarespace. Step by step.

    Email setup

    Lovable Mail (zero-config) + Resend (more control). Both walkthroughs.

    Launch QA

    Tailored checklist. Content, design, SEO, perf, analytics, legal.

    Tailored to YOUR pages

    "A pretty website that doesn't rank is just expensive decor."

    — house rule, FunnelDonkey

    03

    How it works

    From "I have an idea" to "I have a site."

    01

    Tell us about your business

    10 questions. Business name, city, services, audience, tone. Five minutes.

    02

    Pay $299. We generate the kit.

    Pro for strategy. Flash for blog volume. Done in under five minutes.

    03

    Open the Build Console

    9 phases. Copy a prompt, paste into Lovable, check the box. Repeat.

    04

    Launch the site you wanted

    Domain, email, SEO, 300 blog topics queued up. You own everything.

    04

    Why $299 is the steal

    Three ways to build a website. Pick your pain.

    ← Most people pick this
    DIY alone
    $0–500
    + 40+ hours
    DIY + Our Kit
    $299
    8–12 focused hours
    Done-for-you
    $1,500+
    We handle it
    Strategy included
    Brand voice & copy direction
    Sequenced build prompts
    yes (60+)
    n/a
    300 blog prompts
    SEO kit + schema
    Domain & email walkthrough
    we set it up
    You own the project
    Ongoing maintenance
    you
    you
    us
    Good luck.
    05

    Honest disclaimer

    What this kit is not.

    What it's NOT
    • A magic "build my site for me" button
    • Code we ship into your Lovable account
    • A refundable subscription with monthly fees
    • A guarantee you'll rank #1 (nobody honest promises that)
    What it IS
    • The brain of an agency, in document form
    • Every decision pre-made, every prompt pre-written
    • Yours forever — no subscription, no expiry
    • Built on the same playbook our $5K clients pay for

    You provide copy-paste muscle and an evening or two. If you'd rather we do the labor too, that's our done-for-you packages — starts at $499.

    06

    FAQ

    Things people ask before paying.

    If you can copy text, paste text, and click a button, you have the technical skills. The whole point of the kit is that we made every decision so you don't have to think about CSS, schema, or sitemaps.

    Stop staring at a blank Lovable chat.
    Start with the playbook.

    Five minutes to fill out. Five minutes to generate. The rest is paste, click, ship.