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    Build It. We Host It. You're Covered.

    $499 or $899 to build your website. $50/mo and we handle hosting, SEO, and small changes — so you never have to. Want full control? Buy it out for $499 and own it forever. No lock-in. No BS.

    AI-built, human-polished Live in 2–3 weeks No lock-in — ever No hidden fees

    Launch Site

    A clean, conversion-ready website built with AI speed and human polish — delivered fast, hosted and managed by us for $50/mo. We handle updates, SEO tweaks, and small changes. Want full control? Buy it out for $499.

    $499one-time

    + $50/mo managed hosting & care

    • Custom 5-page website built with AI + human expertise
    • Optimized funnel homepage that converts visitors into leads
    • Mobile-first responsive design
    • Basic on-page SEO setup
    • Contact form with lead capture
    • Google Analytics setup
    • 1 round of revisions
    • 2-week delivery
    • Delivered as a Lovable project — you can own it
    🫏 Most Popular

    Rank + Funnel Site

    The full package: advanced SEO foundations, a conversion-optimized funnel homepage, 10 SEO blog posts, schema markup, and local search strategy. Built with AI, polished by humans, managed for $50/mo. Current customers get special pricing on all add-ons.

    $899one-time

    + $50/mo managed hosting & care

    • Everything in Launch Site
    • Advanced SEO foundations & technical setup
    • Conversion-optimized funnel homepage
    • 10 SEO-optimized blog posts included
    • Schema markup + structured data
    • Google Business Profile guidance
    • 3 rounds of revisions
    • 3-week delivery
    • Delivered as a Lovable project — you can own it
    Managed Hosting

    $50/mo. We Handle Everything.

    Hosting, pre-rendering, SEO edits, security, performance — and small changes whenever you need them. Need a headline updated? A photo swapped? We do it. No hourly billing. No tickets. Just tell us and it's done.

    Managed Hosting & Care

    Cancel anytime. No contracts.

    $50/mo
    • Managed hosting on fast, reliable infrastructure
    • Pre-rendering for search engine crawlability
    • Ongoing technical SEO edits and fixes
    • Small changes & updates included — no hourly fees
    • Security updates and monitoring
    • Performance optimization
    • Special pricing on all add-ons for current customers
    • Email support for anything you need

    💡 Current customers get special pricing on all add-ons — funnels, service area pages, blog upgrades, and more. The longer you're with us, the better it gets.

    Don't want managed hosting? Buy the Full Project Buyout ($499) and take full control. Edit it yourself on Lovable, host it anywhere. We'll send you the setup guide.

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    Feature Launch Site Rank + Funnel Site
    Best For Getting online fast Ranking and generating leads
    Custom Pages 5 pages 5+ pages with funnel structure
    Funnel Homepage
    SEO Level Basic on-page SEO Advanced SEO foundations
    Blog Posts Included 10 SEO-optimized posts
    Schema / Structured Data
    Google Business Guidance
    Lead Capture Forms
    Mobile-First Design
    Google Analytics Setup
    Built with AI + Human Polish
    Delivered as Lovable Project
    Revisions 1 round 3 rounds
    Delivery Timeline ~2 weeks ~3 weeks
    Support Email Priority email
    Our Approach

    AI-Built. Human-Polished. Yours to Own.

    We don't hide that we use AI. We lead with it. Here's why that's better for you.

    AI Speed

    What takes traditional agencies 6–8 weeks, we deliver in 2–3. AI handles the heavy lifting so humans can focus on what matters: strategy, copy, and polish.

    Lower Cost

    AI efficiency means we pass savings to you. $499 for a real website — not a template, not a drag-and-drop experiment, not a $5,000 invoice.

    You Own It

    Every project is delivered on Lovable — a platform you can use yourself. Buy the project outright and never pay a developer to change a headline again.

    Add-Ons

    Customize Your Build

    Need more firepower? Add extras during checkout or after launch. Your donkey grows with you.

    100 Blog Posts Package

    Upgrade from 10 to 100 SEO-optimized blog posts — a full content engine for long-term organic growth.

    $250
    Service Area Pages

    Custom pages for every city and service area you want to rank in — all copy included.

    $299
    Custom Funnel Page

    Additional landing pages for ads, charity campaigns, donations, events, or any specific conversion goal.

    $149
    Full Project Buyout

    Get full ownership of your Lovable project. Update your site yourself forever — no developer fees. Includes setup guide and walkthrough.

    $499
    Logo & Brand Kit

    Professional logo, color palette, and brand guidelines.

    $199
    Google Business Profile Optimization

    Optimized GBP setup and integration with your site.

    $149
    Booking / Calendar Integration

    Calendly, Acuity, or custom booking flow embedded in your site.

    $149
    Copywriting Upgrade

    Professional conversion copywriting across all pages — human-written, persuasion-tested.

    $299
    Rush Delivery

    Accelerated timeline — jump to the front of the queue.

    $199
    Analytics & Tracking Upgrade

    Enhanced tracking, goal funnels, and reporting dashboards.

    $149
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    Ready to Stop Being a Stubborn Ass?

    $499 or $899 to build it. $50/mo and we handle hosting, changes, and SEO. Current customers get special pricing on everything. Or buy it out for $499 and own it forever. No contracts. No lock-in.